I think I know what to get deniers for the holidays this year: fire extinguishers that come with belt clips. You know, for that little problem with their pants pictured above which keeps cropping up.
With only three or four months of 2014 temperature records available, the Drudge Report decided back in the spring to run these two ridiculous headlines.
Northeast US Having Their Coldest Year On Record So Far
Coldest Year On Record So Far In The US
Hmmmm, gosh, shucks, and gee willikerz, I wonder where those Drudge article links take a person clicking on them...astonishing, simply shocking, I tellz ya. Steven Goddard jumping the temp record gun for 2014 and thinking one section of the US for a third of the year would tell us anything important about the whole planet for all of the year, and Drudge credulously mirroring this garbage...whodathunk? But don't worry, folks, because Goddard's proven more than willing months later to double-down on this blinders-firmly-in-place idiocy.
US Having Its Coolest Year On Record
Truth be told, this is all more than a little strange, even for Goddard, the cherry-picker-in-chief, because I thought for sure he told us government agencies received threatening memos from Obama to cook the books as far as US temperatures were concerned. What the hell happened to all of that nonsense, Little Stevie? Did Obama forget to send the Matrix agents over to the United States Historical Climatology Network (USHCN)? Or is Morpheus running the show at the USHCN, making it the last bastion of resistance, and now he finally found you, Denier Neo? Hmmmmmm?
Or is it not more likely the case that are you simply cherry-picking as usual, seeing numbers you like, and therefore deciding to take off your giant tin foil hat and accept them without the screwball conspiracy theory tantrum this time?
Don't worry yer little paranoid head, though, Tiny-Small Stevie, because Anthony Watts decided he'd see your ridiculous tunnel vision and raise its absurdity to one month of temperature records down in the South Pole.
Coldest Antarctic June Ever Recorded
OK, here's the news, you pathetically dishonest denier morons. If global temperatures for 2014 continue on the same departure line from the 20th century average, this will be...
...drum roll, please...
The Hottest, NOT the Coldest, Year on Record, Surpassing Even 2010.
- The combined average temperature over global land and ocean surfaces for January–September tied with 1998 as the warmest such period on record, at 1.22°F (0.68°C) above the 20th century average of 57.5°F (14.1°C). If 2014 maintains this temperature departure from average for the remainder of the year, it will be the warmest year on record. The margin of error associated with this temperature is ±0.20°F (0.11°C).
- The January–September worldwide land surface temperature was 1.75°F (0.97°C) above the 20th century average, the sixth warmest such period on record. The margin of error is ±0.41°F (0.23°C).
- The global sea surface temperature for the year to date was 1.03°F (0.57°C) above the 20th century average, the warmest such period on record. The margin of error is ±0.09°F (0.05°C).
This isn't hard, you denier screwballs. You just have to be honest, something which, I imagine at this point for you, is as impossible as getting Gollum to eat wholesome Elven wafers instead of raw fish and worms. Now, go put yer tin foil hats back on, and predictably tell us how these government agency numbers were rigged, unlike the ones you posted.
Oh, brother.
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